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Wednesday, January 7, 2009:
Even if you're barking up the right tree, you're in deep trouble if you're barking at a bear.
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"Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death."
- Lynn Johnston
- Lynn Johnston
| humorous [hyoo-mer-uhs or, often, yoo-] -adjective | |
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characterized by humor; funny; comical: a humorous anecdote.
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| thought [thawt] -noun | |
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a consideration or reflection: Thought of death terrified her.
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| day [dey] -noun | |
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the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset: Since there was no artificial illumination, all activities had to be carried on during the day.
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