Smile of the Day
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009:
Even if you're barking up the right tree, you're in deep trouble if you're barking at a bear.
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"Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death."
- Lynn Johnston
- Lynn Johnston
| smile [smahyl] -noun | |
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the act or an instance of assuming a facial expression indicating pleasure, favor, or amusement, but sometimes derision or scorn, characterized by an upturning of the corners of the mouth.
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| day [dey] -noun | |
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the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset: Since there was no artificial illumination, all activities had to be carried on during the day.
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Police: Woman in wheelchair flees on foot
A MAN weighing 34 stone was saved by his drinking friends after lying helpless on the floor of his flat in Germany for a week over the New Year.
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)Nigerian motorcyclists wear pumpkins to evade helmet law
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)Fla. congressman asks Pelosi for football break (AP)
AP - Thursday's championship football game between No. 2 Florida and No. 1 Oklahoma is obviously a big game, but big enough to shut down Congress? Rep. Cliff Stearns hopes so.
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)Jealous wife set husband's genitals alight
A JEALOUS wife accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder.
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)Lou the mule credited with saving woman from fire (AP)
AP - Jolene Solomon is beginning the new year with her life, her mule named Lou and little else. The Southern Standard in McMinnville reported Solomon had just finished eating supper on New Year's Day when Lou's braying and acting up got her attention.
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)Police: Woman in wheelchair flees on foot
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