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Saturday, July 31, 2010:
You can either spend your life chasing fashion, or you can let it come to you -- about once every 20 years.
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"Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves."
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| joke [johk] -noun | |
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something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him..
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| day [dey] -noun | |
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the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset: Since there was no artificial illumination, all activities had to be carried on during the day.
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)Hot weather shrinks size of German fries (Reuters)
Reuters - French fries in Germany could be significantly shorter this year due to the heatwave that has baked Germany and much of Europe this month, the German Farmers' Association (DBV) said on Friday.
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)Churchill dentures snapped up
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)Police: Cheeseburger found in SC woman's gas tank
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)Buckingham Palace revokes invite to far right
Buckingham Palace has revoked a party invitation it gave to far-right leader Nick Griffin, saying he had politicized the event.
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