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Wednesday, January 7, 2009:
Even if you're barking up the right tree, you're in deep trouble if you're barking at a bear.
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"Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death."
- Lynn Johnston
- Lynn Johnston
| joke [johk] -noun | |
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something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him..
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| day [dey] -noun | |
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the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset: Since there was no artificial illumination, all activities had to be carried on during the day.
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Reuters - Three Chinese Internet operators have apologised for failing to purge "vulgar" content following a government pledge this week to expose and shut down offending websites.
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)Obese man left helpless
A MAN weighing 34 stone was saved by his drinking friends after lying helpless on the floor of his flat in Germany for a week over the New Year.
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)6-year-old takes family car after missing bus
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)Utah woman spends day stuck headfirst down vent
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)Report: Schools spent $67K on cappuccino machines (AP)
AP - An inspector's report shows Chicago Public Schools employees bent rules to spend $67,000 for espresso machines that largely haven't been used.
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)Jealous wife set husband's genitals alight
A JEALOUS wife accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder.
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