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It's just what the doctor ordered -- to keep your funny bone tingling (ouch! that's not funny).
Wednesday, January 7, 2009:
Even if you're barking up the right tree, you're in deep trouble if you're barking at a bear.
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"Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death."
- Lynn Johnston
- Lynn Johnston
| funny [fuhn-ee] -adjective | |
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providing fun; causing amusement or laughter; amusing; comical: a funny remark; a funny person..
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| thought [thawt] -noun | |
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a consideration or reflection: Thought of death terrified her.
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| day [dey] -noun | |
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the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset: Since there was no artificial illumination, all activities had to be carried on during the day.
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A MAN weighing 34 stone was saved by his drinking friends after lying helpless on the floor of his flat in Germany for a week over the New Year.
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)'Penis fire' suspect is charged
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)Policeman attacked using own patrol car (Reuters)
Reuters - An Australian outback policeman was pelted with rocks and beer bottles and his stolen patrol car was used to try and run him down, police said Wednesday.
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)Jealous wife set husband's genitals alight
A JEALOUS wife accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder.
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)Nigerian motorcyclists wear pumpkins to evade helmet law
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)Scorned ex posts vandalism photo on MySpace (AP)
AP - A scorned 21-year-old told her ex-boyfriend that he couldn't prove she was the one who vandalized his apartment on three occasions ? but then, police said, she posted a picture of the damage on MySpace. The woman was charged with two felonies for the vandalism.
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