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Sunday, December 28, 2014:
My son is studying to become a genetic engineer. He hopes someday to splice a gene from a lightning bug into a tulip to make it glow. This will be the first organic light bulb.
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|funny [fuhn-ee] -adjective|
providing fun; causing amusement or laughter; amusing; comical: a funny remark; a funny person..
|thought [thawt] -noun|
a consideration or reflection: Thought of death terrified her.
|day [dey] -noun|
the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset: Since there was no artificial illumination, all activities had to be carried on during the day.
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