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Saturday, July 31, 2010:
You can either spend your life chasing fashion, or you can let it come to you -- about once every 20 years.

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      Quotes of the Day
"Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves."

      - Henri-Fr?d?ric Amiel


      Quotations Book
Without education, you're not going anywhere in this world.

      - Malcolm X


      Quite Interesting
An acosmist is one who denies the existence of the universe.

      - Quite Interesting Fact



funny [fuhn-ee] -adjective
  providing fun; causing amusement or laughter; amusing; comical: a funny remark; a funny person..
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thought [thawt] -noun
  a consideration or reflection: Thought of death terrified her.
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day [dey] -noun
  the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset: Since there was no artificial illumination, all activities had to be carried on during the day.
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Odd News
Churchill dentures snapped up
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Man decked out in Darth Vader mask robs NY bank
Times must be tough back at the Empire.
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Fencing champ to teach scheme kids using foam blades
It's not a sport you'd expect to find in areas such as Pilton, Granton, Niddrie and Muirhouse.
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Store manager tells robber Jesus wouldn't approve
A cell phone store manager in South Florida dissuaded an armed man from robbing the store by telling him Jesus wouldn't approve. Instead of panicking when the suspect pulled a weapon, Nayara Goncalves started talking with him. He was jobless, and the 20-year-old Christian offered to connect him with friends ...
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If not Ansel Adams, then who took garage-sale photos?
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