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Sunday, December 28, 2014:
My son is studying to become a genetic engineer. He hopes someday to splice a gene from a lightning bug into a tulip to make it glow. This will be the first organic light bulb.

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"The United States Congress, like a lot of rich people, lives in two houses."

      - John Green

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Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.

      - Dave Barry

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The ancient Greek poet Philetas was so small and thin he carried lumps of lead in his pockets to stop himself being blown away by the wind.

      - Quite Interesting Fact

funny [fuhn-ee] -adjective
  providing fun; causing amusement or laughter; amusing; comical: a funny remark; a funny person..

thought [thawt] -noun
  a consideration or reflection: Thought of death terrified her.

day [dey] -noun
  the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset: Since there was no artificial illumination, all activities had to be carried on during the day.

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