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Tuesday, March 9, 2010:
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.
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Immediately after George W Bush's election victory in November 2004, Canadian immigration authorities experienced a six-fold increase in inquiries from US citizens - from 20,000 to 115,000 a day.
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| funny [fuhn-ee] -adjective | |
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providing fun; causing amusement or laughter; amusing; comical: a funny remark; a funny person..
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| thought [thawt] -noun | |
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a consideration or reflection: Thought of death terrified her.
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| day [dey] -noun | |
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the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset: Since there was no artificial illumination, all activities had to be carried on during the day.
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