Humorous Thought for the Day
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Friday, November 21, 2008:
Not only can't I hit the broad side of a barn, I can't even hit the ground surrounding it.
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| humorous [hyoo-mer-uhs or, often, yoo-] -adjective | |
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characterized by humor; funny; comical: a humorous anecdote.
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| thought [thawt] -noun | |
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a consideration or reflection: Thought of death terrified her.
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| day [dey] -noun | |
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the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset: Since there was no artificial illumination, all activities had to be carried on during the day.
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)Octogenarian charged with dealing pain pills (AP)
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