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Friday, July 3, 2009:
Walking and chewing gum at the same time is no big deal. I just have trouble thinking while I'm talking.
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"In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty."
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false opinions they contracted earlier.
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Swift, Jonathan
Cows have an acute sense of smell. They can predict the approach of a storm hours before it arrives and can detect odours from a distance of six miles away.
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Quite Interesting Fact
| humorous [hyoo-mer-uhs or, often, yoo-] -adjective |
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characterized by humor; funny; comical: a humorous anecdote.
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| thought [thawt] -noun |
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a consideration or reflection: Thought of death terrified her.
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| day [dey] -noun |
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the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset: Since there was no artificial illumination, all activities had to be carried on during the day.
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